Craig McClelland - ukulele, voice
Hovey Corbin - voice
John Bartlit - drums, glockenspiel, keyboards, voice
Daniel Ward - guitar

Recorded and Mixed at Third Eye Studio. David McRae - audio engineer
Mastering - Daniel Ward

Lyrics

A new invention, the pocket size Mechanical Hypnotist
Enables you to hypnotize quickly and simply
The 32-page book on rapid hypnosis plainly tells you how to…
Hypnotize others to do as you command
Entertain at parties and gatherings for lots of fun
Stop harmful habits of friends and family, i.e.
Smoking, drinking, bed wetting, nail biting
And help shy persons
To attain self confidence

Act now
Put this amazing invention to work for you
Act now
Put this amazing invention to work for you

The best intentions pave the road to Hell or so they say
Hypnotic suggestion seems to me to be the surest way
To get your attention and gain your affection
You’ll change your perception and you’ll finally love me (like I love you)
Act now
Put this amazing invention to work for you
Act now
Put this amazing invention to work for you

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And help shy persons to attain self-confidence (and it’s instantaneous)

Act now
Put this amazing invention to work for you
Act now
Put this amazing invention to work for you
Act now
Put this amazing invention to work for you
Act now
Put this amazing invention to work for you