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©2019 Wm. Craig McClelland

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A new invention.
The Pocket Size Mechanical Hypnotist
Enables you to
Hypnotize quickly and simply
The 32 page book on rapid hypnosis
Using the Mech Hyp
Plainly tells you how to...

Hypnotize others to do as you command.
Entertain at parties and gatherings for lots of fun.
Stop harmful habits of friends and family
(i.e. smoking, drinking, bed-wetting, nail-biting).
And help shy persons
To attain self confidence.

Act Now!
Put this amazing invention to work for you.
Act Now!
Put this amazing invention to work for you.

The best intentions
Pave the road to Hell or so they say.
Hypnotic suggestion
Seems to me to be the surest way
To get your attention and gain your affection.
You'll change you perception and you'll finally love me.
(Like I love you.)

Act Now!
Put this amazing invention to work for you.
Act Now!
Put this amazing invention to work for you.

And help shy persons
To attain self confidence.
(And it's instantaneous!)

Act Now!
Put this amazing invention to work for you.
Act Now!
Put this amazing invention to work for you.
Act Now!
Put this amazing invention to work for you.
Act Now!
Put this amazing invention to work for you.

©2019 Wm. Craig McClelland